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Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner

Now the longest-running, most-successful one person comedy show in the history of Las Vegas, Rita Rudner has been entertaining audiences for almost a decade with her trademark clever observations, sharp timing, and soft-spoken humor. Rita is the author of the best-selling “I Still Have It…I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fifty something,” “Naked Beneath My Clothes,”. VIP tickets include a pre-show photo and an exclusive Rita Rudner ring. Anyone purchasing the VIP package must arrive one hour prior to show time for meet and greet with Rita.
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2009 Readers' Pick for "Favorite Female Las Vegan" -Las Vegas Review Journal

2009 Readers' Pick for "Best Comedian" -Las Vegas Review Journal



Rita Quotes:

"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."

"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."


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Upgrade to Premier Seating $53.90


Rita Rudner Voted the best comedian in Las Vegas for the past eight years, Rita Rudner delivers her trademark rapier wit in a disarmingly soft-spoken manner.

  • Show performs Monday & Wednesday 8:30pm
  • Saturdays at 6:00pm
  • Doors open at 1 hour prior to show
  • Ages 5+
  • VIP tickets includes meet and greet and photo before the show with Rita and a free Rita Rudner ring
  • Premiere seating includes a Rita Rudner ring
  • GA is seating only

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